My Wonderland

Wed, 23 May 2007 23:35:29 GMT

Same boat as Bruce.

Why is it the one time I wan't something from someone I always give to it's so hard the fucking give me one thing?
D:
FUCK.

Gay Survey LOL

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 16:05:47 GMT

gay survey
How do you know that you are a true a lesbian? Im only half :D And because in the past I liked girls.
Whats the one thing you love about being a lesbian? Boobs lol.
Whats the one thing you hate about being a lesbian? UM nothing? D:
Have you and your bestfriend ever dated the same girl? no.
Have you and any of your friends ever had sex with the same girl? ew, no o.o;
Have you ever been attracted to your friend's girlfriend? Yeah once xD
How many of you girlfriends name do you have tattoed on you? none.
Have you ever got into a physical fight over any of your girlfriends? no XD
Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend with an ugly girl? no.
Would you make a stripper your girlfriend? NO D: I wouldn't make anyone my gf because I have bruce.
Do you believe in going backwards? ??......um...?
Have you ever had sex with your girlfriend's ex? no
Have you ever had an all girl threesome? o_O no
What was your longest lesbian relationship? Noneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Who sex was so good they had you screaming their name?this was a queer survey.

Fri, 23 Mar 2007 20:37:12 GMT

Poor Livejournal.
I really do neglect you don't I D:

Im not leaving LJ, ha.
But if anyone on here who has me added, wants to see more frequent updates, add my GJ

harleychan2467

:C

Biting Wars

Sun, 25 Feb 2007 01:14:27 GMT

I love being aggressive with Bruce. We played video games pretty much all day today, in which it consisted of us yelling at each other and the screen. He made me mess up on purpose so I tickled him as he yelped, then he bit me. Lord he doesn't learn that I bite HARD, So I bit him back.
(This all happened upon shoulders and arms of course, stop thinking naughty things ;D )
Lmao. Then I started whacking him with a pillow, so he stole them and did the same. I went to grab it from him..but uh, accidentally hit him in the mouth.
Made him bleed just a little.

Lord I love that boy.

I miss him so much it hurts, even though I just saw him today.
:|

More survey thingums D: SO bored

Sat, 24 Feb 2007 17:04:20 GMT

what is your middle name? Jude.
whats your favorite lyric or quote? I have quite a few ><; So I couldn't pick.
do you support abortion? Meh. Not really.
last nightmare you had? Last night sort of..not one of my worst ones...I was dressed as Alice Mcgee's Alice In Wonderland, and I was fighting for life, and some shit.
who was your first crush? First crush..? A real crush? Probably Joe...as much as I wish it hadn't been :/
what is an annoying overused phrase? "That's so gay." (Even though I say it now D: Because Bruce always says it, and its catching on.)
whats usually your last thought falling asleep? Anything about Bruce quite honestly :P
whats one thing someone said to you that has always stuck in your memory?I don't know..probably a broken promise..actually. :O But their are other things, I just can't think of them.
ever agreed with a punishment your parents gave you? Probably.
do you like to be anti-social sometimes? Sometimes..
what was your childhood dream job? To be a singer D: But now I just want to do something with art and therapy.
would you ever adopt a kid? yes
ever did something you swore to yourself you never would? Yeah >3<
what color is your toothpaste? Blueeeee
have you ever faked your identity on the net? Nah.
do you like roller coasters? No...I have never been on one..but they scare me anyway >3<.
how do you feel on new years eve? Good: Because I can stay up late and talk to my friends...Bad: Because my parent's are usually out drinking on New Years Eve D:
which friend is the most understanding of you? Probably quite a few..hmm, Bruce, Cera, Amanda, Alexa, yeah.
what turns you off about a guy?Haha, bad smells, when they are way to immature for long periods of time, and fart jokes D: Seriously.
whats the weirdest thing you ever ate? Um I dunno.
whats your opinion on the movie napoleon dynamite? I see no point in it, it's probably the stupidest movie on the planet earth :O. Just my opinion.
have you ever chased a pigeon? yeah XD
ever done something mean to a teacher? no
are you a fan of ipods? Sort of. :O
whats the biggest thing you considered stealing? I don't think I have ever considered stealing anything o__o;
ever been so scared you stayed up with the lights on? Haha yeah lol. Awhile ago.
ever ran away from home?Yup. :/
whats the worst thing your parents have said to you? "Your a piece of shit, Your nothing," Pretty much alot of other things too :/
how many times have you cried yourself to sleep? :| Many times but in the past..not any time recently.
would you ever sky dive? No o___o;
could you handle eating a bug? Nah.
have you ever intentionally been a bitch?Lol yeah.
ever felt like you could really be considered crazy? Mhm.
have you ever snorted anything? No o.o
do you think time travel is truly possible? No I do not.
think you can dance? Lol no.
do you still ride in shopping carts? Haha no! But those were the good old days weren't they? lol.
ever seen a Broadway play? Yes it was quite entertaining.
can you honestly say you’ve felt like not being alive? yeah
if you could choose how to die, how would it happen? Any way that is not painful.
what is your reaction when you see the person who gives you butterflies in your stomach?:I want to snuggle and be held C:
weirdest dream you can remember is…When I was in a place with all blood... in a pool of blood... swallowing and vomiting blood..at the same time o__o;
Raining with sun out or Snowing at night time? snowing at night
instead of roses, you’d rather receive which type of flower? A lilly.(sp?) (Agree with Kyla on that one)
romantic ending or realistic ending in a movie? realistic
at this moment, whose arms would you like wrapped around you? Bruce's ;D
if you had telepathy, would you tell anyone? Haha a few people really close to me.
if you could, what color would you paint the sky? rainbow. :D
what disease would you pick to instantly cure?Probably some form of cancer D:
if you could go back in time, what age would you go to? Ill stay right here thank you.
is there one major thing you want to accomplish before you die(of old age): To be married happily and travel.
who do you want to talk to right this moment? My bud's and Bruce.
if you could tell the world one thing about you, what would it be? o__o; I'm not quite sure.
whos the one person you wish you could apologize to right now, for whatever? I don't know...
whats the least favorite part on your body? My legs.
who would you honestly give up your own life for? ...a few of my friends....and my boyfriend.
whats the one thing you don’t like to joke around about? sexuality, drugs, alcohol.
do you think your intelligent? Somewhat.
do other peoples opinions of your beliefs matter to you? Not really.
what quality in someone else just pisses you off? attention-craving
favorite tv show as a little kid? Many of the Nick shows lol.
what do you like most about winter?The soft snow, and snuggling because your cold C:
what sound makes you cringe? When someone cracks their neck really loudly, or rubs their hands together D:!
do the standards of society matter to you in any way? Somewhat.
ever tried to overdose? NO!
what vegetable do you pick over every other veggie? Tomatoes :O
why are you self-conscious? Probably because I'm just scared of rejection.
ever had the conversation of marrying someone and having their kids? Yup.
what scent makes you smile? my boyfriend's cologne
have you ever just read the dictionary for kicks? haha..no
if someone stalked you, how would you react? o____O; Freak out.
what is one thing that a friend might do that annoys you? cry for attention
whats the first department you go to in a store? Electronics, books, or clothes :O
what kind of grapes do you like? The green ones.
have you ever been physically hurt by someone intentionally and not for fun? yes
do you often weasel out of doing things just cuz your lazy? haha..sometimes
ever ignored a phone call because you knew that person was boring?:..not boring..just..annoying. XD
items ever thrown around in your room out of anger…Notebooks, stuffed animals, everything and anything lol.
ever gone out commando? no
are you ever going to consider plastic surgery? no
do you give in easily? Depends what I'm giving in to here :O
what cant you stand about your room?: I dunno.
do you really believe in magic? Not really.
if you ever caught your parents in a lie, what was it? They would stop drinking.
if you born a guy what would you hope your name be? Harley :O
were you named after anyone? no
whats one characteristic your ideal boyfriend would have? :/ Dunno.
do you need reassurance a lot?Sometimes..
your least favorite Disney villain is… Cruella I suppose.
what flavor of skittles do you dislike the most? The Orange Ones...

whatever you do, don't cheat!

CHINESE HOROSCOPE:
THE YEAR OF THE PIG,
WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE IN THE
CHINESE NEW YEAR

FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS -
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.

TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS - IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.

THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO ME SAID
HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER SHE FORWARDED THE EMAIL

NO CHEATING!!!!

THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME.

DO NOT READ AHEAD, JUST DO IT.

IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

1st. Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!! Very important for good results.

4th SCROLL DOWN

ONE LINE AT THE TIME
DON`T READ AHEAD
otherwise
YOU WILL RUIN THE FUN.

1. On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11 in a COLUMN on the LEFT.

2. Next to the NUMBERS 1 & 2,

WRITE DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS YOU WANT.

DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

3. Next to the NUMBERS 3 & 7,

WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION: DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONES NAME

(like FRIENDS or FAMILY...)
next to 4, 5, & 6.

DON`T CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8, 9, 10, & 11

6. Finally,

MAKE A WISH

ARE YOU READY?
HERE IS THE

KEY TO THE GAME

1. THE NUMBER of PEOPLE THAT LIKE YOU is found in

SPACE 2

My space 2 answer: 7 (LMAO thats highly unlikely)

2. THE PERSON IN SPACE

3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE

My answer: Bruce, so hella yeah thats true ;D

3. THE PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in

SPACE 7

My answer: Brandon, I don't like him anymore. In the past this was the situation but not anymore.

4. YOU CARE MOST about the PERSON you put in

SPACE 4

My Answer: Amanda (Yeah shes ONE of some)

5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO

KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.

My answer: Alexa. Yeah I guess she does :O

6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR

LUCKY STAR

My answer: Cera/Kyla (They both came to my mind at once) lol

7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON IN NUMBER 3

My answer: Here without you -three doors down. (That doesnt really work unless im not with him at the time.)

8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON IN 7

Song: Away from the sun-three doors down (I Don't get that but hey there alright.)

9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR MIND

Song: Lucky lucky-lucky twice. (Sure..i have been feeling good about life lately, so why not?)

10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL ABOUT LIFE

Song: Favorite Drug-Porcelain and the tramps (Uhm... :O)

11. NUMBER 1 IS YOUR

LUCKY NUMBER

Answer: 5 (So yeah thats true)

repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.

IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.

* REPOST WITH : : Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly correct)

Whole bunch of surveys D:

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:47:59 GMT

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blonde

so far: 5

[] You know that it is possible to lick your elbow
[] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 8

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 10

[] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[]People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far: 12

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug accidentally
[]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 14

[] You have reposted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
[] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[x] You dont know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

total: 19

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4 and REPOST this as
"I'm _% retarded"

PART ONE
[] you own at least 5 black shirts
[ ] you like skinny jeans
[x] you're listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/mp3
[ x] Have attempted suicide (D: Suicide is stupid)
[x] Like the color black
[/ ] hate girly girls
[ ] have kissed the same sex before
[x] Like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[ x] give people evil stares
[ /] Hate your parents
[ ] Life sucks for you
[x ] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, green, teal and baby blue
[] own thick-rimmed glasses
[/] Complain a lot
[x] own a studded belt
Total: 10 1/2

Total percent: 31 1/2

PART TWO

[ ] own more than 20 camis/tanks
[ ] own more than 10 miniskirts
[ ] have kissed more than 7 people
[ ] have been called a slut
[ ] drink a lot
[wtf?] tons of times u know me have had sex
[] You wear dark eye makeup
[] wear low cut shirts
[] have been called a tease
[ ] Flirt with everyone
[ ] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties at least once a week
[] wear tight clothing
[ ] own 2 tube tops
[ ] Have posted revealing pictures of yourself on myspace
[ ] Like wearing swimsuits so people can see your body
[x] Sit on the opposites lap
[] people hate you
[] Its nice to be naughty
[ ] you cuss because you think its cool
Total: 1

Percent 3

PART THREE

[ ] own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 trophies
[ ] wear hair in ponytail almost everyday
[ ] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 sweatpants
[x ] Dont wear make-up
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[ ] Played more than 3 sports
[ ] are athletic
[ ] Can play a sport if you've never played it before
[ ] On first string
[ ] You play Basketball/Softball
[ ] You play baseball
[ ] You play soccer
[ ] You run track
[ ] You play football
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] are friends with your coach
[ ] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 pushups without getting tired
Total: 1

Percent 3

PART FOUR (doesn't apply 2 guys)

[ ] own 5 polos
[ ] Own 5 pink shirts
[ ] Own at least 5 designer bags
[] wear ribbons in you hair
[] Love pearls
[ ] Only like popular music
[/] Read tons of magazines
[/] Love shopping
[] Gone to the mall In the past week
[ ] Voted prom queen
[ ] Dating/dated a jock
[ ] Love attention
[] always have your cellphone with you
[ ] have more than 50 contacts on your phone
[ ] more than 30 guy contacts
[x] hate emo people
[] wear makeup
[/] is stupid
[] wear heels
Total: 2 1/2

Percent:7 1/2

PART 4

[ ] wear your pants on your hips
[ ] Wear glasses
[ ] have braces
[ ] In advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A's
[ ] Like spending time with your parents
[] Have been called a nerd
[ ] are bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] Never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[] Scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[ x] read a book a month
[x ] You read on your last spring break
[] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 3

percent 9

If you haven't noticed The parts represent the 5 high school stereotypes

Part 1= Emo
Part 2= Slut / Man whore
Part 3= Jock
Part 4= Girly (doesn't apply 2 guys)
Part 5= Nerd

Multiply each number by 3 then repost as 31 1/2_% Emo 3_% Slut 3 _% Jock 7 1/2_% Girly 9_% Nerd

Fri, 23 Feb 2007 23:14:25 GMT

Taken From sun.

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[X] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] you wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip-flops thongs not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x ] You love the beach.
[X] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 2

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[X] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[X] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[X] You are under 5’10’’
[ ] you know what an Italian horn is
[X] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[X] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6

Spanish
[ ] you say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[X] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[] You know what a Pita is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[X] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 3

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[X] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[X] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x ] You have blue or green eyes.
[X] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[] You have/had freckles.
[x ] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5

African American
[X] You say nigga/nukka casually. (as a joke)
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap. (the good stuff, not the crap you've all heard)
[] You know how to shoot a gun. (no... just no...)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[X] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[X] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from asia.
[X] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth. (all the time o.o;;)
[] Most people think you're Chinese. [:(]
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[X] You like bread.
[X] You think German Chocolate is good.
[/] You Speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is. (we had to sing some song schnitzel bonk in german class..it was quite scary -_-;)
[] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[X] You went to Pre-school.
[X] You're over 5'2
Total: 5 1/2

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey. (To a certain extent I like it.)
[] You love beer.
[x ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 1

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[X] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[X] You hate abortion. [I think its ok, I wouldn't hate someone for it...I just dont see many reasons to do it :/]
[/] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 4 1/2

Top 3:
Italin 6
German 5 1/2
Irish 5

That would probably make sense since that is my heritage actually :O

.

Fri, 26 Jan 2007 23:58:07 GMT

Way to cute.

(c)?

Found on photobucket teehee.

Negativeeee

Sun, 26 Nov 2006 00:28:50 GMT

II know the point of these journals is to whine. But damn i do it far to much.
80

I need to look more on the positive side. Which is what im trying to do right now, and though things still hurt lawlz, i feel a bit better then if i was sitting here focusing on how bad it is.
=3

Im talking to a new friend Jenni-chan, shes really nice and an adorable kid heheh.
<3

I WANT SNOW!
>3
~Harley~

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 19:19:39 GMT

Love is everything.
But if it is not returned it turns to
    n
      o
        t
          h i n g <3


[[and Just maybe, so do you._]]

THE SPECTACULAR SIX

Fri, 11 Aug 2006 21:10:17 GMT

Ok just because we know I am that AWESOME!
I have named my family the spectacular six. And here are our roles....
Lukas: The curly frie
Jesse: The political Llama
Mom: The expensive Pensive Person
Dad: The grumpy gorilla dwarf
Bugsy: The hairy fairy bug
Me: The chunky rainbow cookie

Together we dominated and will
RULE
the world.
[[and be home four dinner.]]

Sing Sing, sing me a song

Fri, 04 Aug 2006 20:27:59 GMT

TODAY IS A WONDERFUL DAY!
Im just in a very good mood today. I WENTS shopping too and gots stuffies =D Fun fun. Im listening to happy techno/ddr songs, yeah yeah its all good.

Friends Only

Tue, 01 Aug 2006 21:55:36 GMT

Sorry but there are certian people I would Wish Not to see what I put here, and also complete strangers. SO If your already my friend, dont worry your not getting deleted from friends, this is just for others to see.